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Thursday, May 15, 2008
Russian Rullete(how do you spell that?) with a coin.
I wanted to stay in Thailand forever! The people, the landscape, the prices, the massages, the everything, I loved it! My plan, was to take a 5 hour bus to Burma, and extend my visa for three months, and stay in the country.

That morning, I woke up and called Brian. I hadn't talked to him in a couple of days. He answered "Hey are you in America?" "No! Retard!" I joked "I'm in my hostile." He told me to come and talk with him and his girlfriend. Which, basically meant to talk to him, because her vocabulary pretty much consisted of hello, good bye, I liiiiike, and verrry niiice! However, I have beome very accustomed to reading different facial expressions.

Hold on I have to go get a soda.......................................

Anyways, So I caught a moter bike, and rode down to his hotel. The taxi driver got lost and obviously had no clue what I was saying, but I eventually arrived at my destination.

When I arrived Brian began to speak in morse code spelling out his sentences.

"I D-O-N-T L-I-K-E-A-S-I-A-N-G-I-R-L-S!" He spelled.

It took me a while to catch on, but I eventually got it. Duh Marni, He doesn't want his new girlfriend to hear how he really feels.

"Oh!" I said, "Why?"

"I-D-O-N-T-L-I-K-E-S-L-A-N-T-E-D-E-Y-E-S!"

Well, I had no inner desire to be with him, but I was part Asian. Should I have been offended? Nah, I thought to myself, whatever turns you on dude!

He wanted to go home though he was, home sick. Dammit! I really didn't want to leave, not only that, but he put it on me to decide. Anyone that knows me, knows that I can't make desicions, especially big ones! So we did the next most logical thing, when you are in predicaments like these..... We flipped a coin. Heads we go, and tails we stay.

"May we end up, where we are suppose to end up, and wherever we go, may it be the right way." I said, as if the coin held my fate.

Brian flipped it. It tossed, it turned, it hit the dresser, landed on the floor did a half ass spin, and layed flat. HEADS! Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I thought.

Whats even funnier is that we actually listened to the coin. We left that night at five o'clock to Bangkok, If you look at my pictures I kind of look sad. However, in the end it all worked out.

A Cyclone hit Burma, and killed over 100,000 people. The same day I was scheduled to be there! In the same place where I was suppose to get my visa extended! WTF! I could have died there. Who would have thought that you could play russian rullete with a coin. Not only this, but an earthquake hit China maybe a week later and has killed X amount of people as well. I was talking to my mom on the phone the other day, and she was like "What did you do?" I replied "Mom, I just left, I don't have anything to do with anything." Lol. What is a little strange, however, is that if you have kept up with my blog at all, you should know that in previous entries, I have discussed my disgust with China right now, and my worries for the people of Burma! Low and Behold, maybe a week or two later there are major disasters in both places. Wierd! WTF? I mean it could have been anywhere else.

I am happy to say, however, that it maybe it's not my time to leave this planet. I guess I have some business left to attend to. Wherever I end up may it be the right place!


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